To the Area Church

[jarissa]

that is sending door-to-door proselytizers into my neighborhood, a few interesting points you might contemplate:

1. A not-insignificant number of the homes whose doorbells you'll ring are inhabited by people who sleep during the day.
2. I see that you're all dressed up and displaying your piety in public.  You already have your reward in full.
3. Justify as not-arrogance the underlying theory that you shall go forth and interrupt the lives that strangers have had placed before them by your own Lord, and instruct these strangers on what they ought to be doing instead.