Frequently Asked Questions

I'm not frantic or anything.

But I'm now having to regularly repress the urge to answer every "I can't find this info anywhere, what do I need to bring if i want to {get my friend's badge/find safe parking/get food/get MY badge when it was bought for me through TicketMaster/cope}?" post over on dragoncon  with "A live chicken, and some PEACH PRESERVES!"

Fortunately, so far, everyone's kindlier instincts are holding out; no one has been subjected to the full brunt of my stressed sense of humor.

(Though gothpanda  was in danger of it for a moment, there, solely due to the timing of what I was doing that day.)